The Easter Eggs Have Had Enough

This is a pointless post about Easter for people who are in love with Easter and their pointless Easter bunny. To be honest, Easter is supposed to celebrate when Jesus was resurrected, not to honour a stupid bunny that is probably laughing down at us from his chocolate Easter egg palace. And to be frank, his productivity on Eater eggs have reached an all time low.

And not to mention the the health and safety for these poor eggs. They are cracking and all there yellow insides are pouring everywhere.
                                                                                                                       
I think that children should not have to suffer looking at such a sight.
and now on breaking news the eggs are protesting in Trafalgar square. Saying that they need egg rights and that they have children and families that need protecting. This is there spokes person who is called eggs Benedict and is a dissident from egg royalty.

He promises to get eggs free of their heavy burden that they carry every day and that every egg will have a signed album of gangnam style. They also believe that they should live in a proper home and not a cardboard box for the little remainder of their life's until they face their fate at the pan or being boiled alive.